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    3 days ago

    I couldn’t possibly think of a better way to spend my evening.

    I couldn’t possibly think of a better way to spend my evening.

    grilling

    Rollo and Willow Adventures

    our first home

    joserisms

    backyard



  2. notes

    4 days ago

    Tie Your Shoes

    Spanish II student…

    "Hey, Mrs. V, do you own any shoes with shoelaces? All you wear are boots and flats. OH MY GOODNESS! Mrs. V doesn’t know how to tie her shoes!!!"

    education

    lol

    Spanish class

    fashionable teacher



  3. notes

    1 week ago

    Enjoying a beautiful day, in the most wonderful place, with the most amazing person. 

The Presidio, San Francisco

    Enjoying a beautiful day, in the most wonderful place, with the most amazing person.

    The Presidio, San Francisco

    mrmrsvar

    san francisco

    the presidio

    joserisms



  4. notes

    1 week ago

    My sister!! We’re very much alike and I wish we lived closer to each other.

Mees you, Seester!

    My sister!! We’re very much alike and I wish we lived closer to each other.

    Mees you, Seester!

    national sibling day



  5. notes

    2 weeks ago

      Artistic Abilities

      1. Boy 1:

        Oh here, let me help you with that. I've become very artsy-fartsy!

      2. Boy 2:

        I'd say more fartsy than artsy...

      education

      lol

      junior high



  6. notes

    2 weeks ago

    Cougars

    A student was doing research for her deciduous forest project. She searched “cougar” to find images. A bunch of older woman popped up for the search…

    "Oh…oh no… Oh no! OH NO! This is not what I want!!"

    I laughed so hard I cried.

    education

    junior high

    lol



  7. notes

    2 weeks ago

      Rated TV-MA

      1. Student 1:

        Oooh! Miss At! You should watch the show Ghost Hunters.

      2. Student 2:

        Nooo! Don't tell her that!

      3. Student 1:

        Why not? She's old enough to watch it!

      education

      junior high



  8. notes

    3 weeks ago

    Things Not to Brag About

    "Hey, Mrs. V! I’m not even kidding you! Over break I sat in bed and watched YouTube and played video games so much I got a bedsore!"

    education

    junior high



  9. notes

    3 weeks ago

    Maybe I do belong in an asylum…

    After a very rowdy end to our school day…

    Student: Hey, Mrs. V! Do you feel like you’ve moved to an assilum?

    Class: What?! You mean asylum?

    Student: Yeah, sure. I still like my pronunciation better…

    education

    junior high

    asylum



  10. notes

    1 month ago

    Vagrant

    "Hey, Mrs. V, sometimes I just have the biggest urge to chase a train like a hobo."

    education

    Junior High



  11. notes

    1 month ago

    Kensington hopes your Caturday is just as relaxing as his!

    Kensington hopes your Caturday is just as relaxing as his!

    caturday

    Kenny the Cat



  12. notes

    1 month ago

    Digging Yourself a Hole

    "Hey, Mrs. V, I think you would make a better actress than a teacher. I don’t mean that you’re not a good teacher, I just mean that you would be more successful acting. I mean, uh… Can someone please take this shovel from me?"



  13. notes

    1 month ago

      Star Trek

      1. Student 1:

        Hey, Mrs. V, did you like to watch Star Trek when you were younger?

      2. Me:

        Wasn't my thing.

      3. Student 2:

        What? Why not? Everyone likes Start Trek!

      4. Student 3:

        Yeah, even pimps love it!

      education

      junior high

      star trek



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    1 month ago

    What teacher would want an apple over this gourmet cheese??

I’ve got some good students!

    What teacher would want an apple over this gourmet cheese??

    I’ve got some good students!

    education

    best students ever!

    cheese

    schochfamilyfarmstead



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    1 month ago

    Hump Day

    The boys in my class have each named each other different types of animals…no, I don’t know why.

    Boy 1: Hey, J_______! Happy Birthday!

    Boy 2: What?

    Boy 1: Cause it’s Hump Day, and you’re a camel!

    Boy 2: Don’t even think about laughing, Mrs. V!

    education

    junior high

    camels