Spanish II student…
"Hey, Mrs. V, do you own any shoes with shoelaces? All you wear are boots and flats. OH MY GOODNESS! Mrs. V doesn’t know how to tie her shoes!!!"
Oh here, let me help you with that. I've become very artsy-fartsy!
I'd say more fartsy than artsy...
A student was doing research for her deciduous forest project. She searched “cougar” to find images. A bunch of older woman popped up for the search…
"Oh…oh no… Oh no! OH NO! This is not what I want!!"
I laughed so hard I cried.
Oooh! Miss At! You should watch the show Ghost Hunters.
Nooo! Don't tell her that!
Why not? She's old enough to watch it!
"Hey, Mrs. V! I’m not even kidding you! Over break I sat in bed and watched YouTube and played video games so much I got a bedsore!"
After a very rowdy end to our school day…
Student: Hey, Mrs. V! Do you feel like you’ve moved to an assilum?
Class: What?! You mean asylum?
Student: Yeah, sure. I still like my pronunciation better…
"Hey, Mrs. V, sometimes I just have the biggest urge to chase a train like a hobo."
"Hey, Mrs. V, I think you would make a better actress than a teacher. I don’t mean that you’re not a good teacher, I just mean that you would be more successful acting. I mean, uh… Can someone please take this shovel from me?"
Hey, Mrs. V, did you like to watch Star Trek when you were younger?
Wasn't my thing.
What? Why not? Everyone likes Start Trek!
Yeah, even pimps love it!
The boys in my class have each named each other different types of animals…no, I don’t know why.
Boy 1: Hey, J_______! Happy Birthday!
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: Cause it’s Hump Day, and you’re a camel!
Boy 2: Don’t even think about laughing, Mrs. V!