What I Say Goes
Student 1: No Miss At! What I say goes.
Me: Goes nowhere...
Student 2: OH SIZZLE!!
Students: What's the point of lockdowns? If someone really wants to kill us, they'll do it.
Me: No, we lock the doors and make sure no one can come in.
Students: Hello??! They could just shoot us through the windows.
Me: No, because we would be away from the windows.
Students: But someone could just chuck a grenade in here and we would blow up!
Me: Guys, there's something you should know.... I'd catch a grenade for yaaaaa!!
Students: Oooh! Miss At is so hip!
Light at the End of the Tunnel
Me: C_________, I need to speak with you outside.
Student: Noooo C_________!! Don't go into the light!
Student: Are you going on a date for your birthday?
Me: That's none of your beeswax.
Student: Well actually my dad's a beekeeper, so it is my beeswax.
Me: I feel like that's not true.
Class: Actually it is true. He really is a beekeeper.
“Miss At that was feisty!!”
Packing on the Weight
“Hey Miss At, can I eat the rest of your ice cream? You shouldn’t eat it all, cause then you’ll get fat.”
“How was your New Year’s, Miss At? Did you ring it in with your cats?? Bahahaha!”
To the Grave
Student: Some people fight their whole lives. Then death brings them together.
Me: Does it now?
“Hey Miss At, can I read Mary’s part? Cause it reminds me of marriage….which is a good thing…” said the boy.