PHX --> PDX
And we’re going to ring in the new year!
“Hey, Miss At, you look smart today!” As opposed to what every other day?
I’m pretty sure teachers are the ones who began wearing ugly sweaters (albeit they seemed to have no idea). And since we are all educators, I think it would be great to have an “Unfashionable Teacher Day.” Break is almost here, and let’s be honest…getting all gussied up and fashionable right before break is essentially impossible. So why not celebrate the *oh so close* break by sporting our...
“I’m an etiquette school drop out!” Said the boy as he began to drink his ramen.
How to Wish Happy Birthday to a Junior High Boy:
“Happy Birthday, J_______. Now grow some hair on your chest.”
“Hey, Miss At! What if I just licked my hand and it had hand sanitizer on it? What’s gonna happen? Am I gonna get sick?!”
As an Update...
You know that thing I was looking for yesterday? Got it!
Something that lets me feel comfortable enough to do dance moves like this: That’s right folks, today I go WEDDING DRESS SHOPPING!!!!
Dick Van Dyke
Student: Hey, Miss At, what celebrity do you find attractive? Me: Oh, I love Dick Van Dyke! Student: Whooooo? Me: From Mary Poppins. Student: I looked up his picture, but he’s really dirty in all the ones I found.
Student 1: *singing* Miss At’s here to save the daaaaaaay! Student 2: It’s like she’s a superhero or something! Student 1: Yeah! And the “@” is the symbol on her cape. Student 2: And her slogan will be, “At your service.” Get it?!