February 2013
21 posts
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Sex Education
It’s that lovely time of the year where we are learning about the birds and the bees in science. The students were given a pop quiz on their reading from yesterday, and the first question asked, “What does it mean to be a virgin?” Here are some responses…
“That you have not done sex.”
“Not married.”
“To not have intercourse if you are old.”
“Means to go around and help others with their...
January 2013
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Paper Scissor Rock
Student: Hey Miss At, can you show me how to draw a rock?
Me: *draws a rock*
Student: Yeah, that kinda looks like poop.
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Ouch
“Do you smell that smoke? Cause you just got BURNED!”
Tricky
“Hey, Miss At, I have a trick question for you, but I don’t know the answer.”
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Lame Excuses
“Hey Miss At, I did a Zumba class last night, so I didn’t see part of the history homework.”
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Know what happens when a dog eats a 1000 piece...
Me neither, but I’m about to find out.
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Antennae
Me: How would life be different if humans had antennae?
Student: Well dating would become a WHOLE lot easier!
P.S. We’re studying arthropods in science, and their antennae are used to do many things such as find food and….mates.
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Definitions
The students have to define all of their spelling words each week, and this was one student’s answer to “resolution.”
Resolution: a promise after Christmas
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Rabid Squirrel
Student: Hey Miss At, did you know that my cousin got attacked by a mad squirrel yesterday?
Me: No I did not.
