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    1 day ago

    Improper Life Philosophies

    I walked in to a student loudly proclaiming…

    "It don’t work if it don’t twerk!"

    education

    junior high

    lol



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    6 days ago

    Tie Your Shoes

    Spanish II student…

    "Hey, Mrs. V, do you own any shoes with shoelaces? All you wear are boots and flats. OH MY GOODNESS! Mrs. V doesn’t know how to tie her shoes!!!"

    education

    lol

    Spanish class

    fashionable teacher



  3. notes

    2 weeks ago

      Artistic Abilities

      1. Boy 1:

        Oh here, let me help you with that. I've become very artsy-fartsy!

      2. Boy 2:

        I'd say more fartsy than artsy...

      education

      lol

      junior high



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    2 weeks ago

    Cougars

    A student was doing research for her deciduous forest project. She searched “cougar” to find images. A bunch of older woman popped up for the search…

    "Oh…oh no… Oh no! OH NO! This is not what I want!!"

    I laughed so hard I cried.

    education

    junior high

    lol



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    3 weeks ago

      Rated TV-MA

      1. Student 1:

        Oooh! Miss At! You should watch the show Ghost Hunters.

      2. Student 2:

        Nooo! Don't tell her that!

      3. Student 1:

        Why not? She's old enough to watch it!

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      junior high



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    3 weeks ago

    Things Not to Brag About

    "Hey, Mrs. V! I’m not even kidding you! Over break I sat in bed and watched YouTube and played video games so much I got a bedsore!"

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    junior high



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    4 weeks ago

    Maybe I do belong in an asylum…

    After a very rowdy end to our school day…

    Student: Hey, Mrs. V! Do you feel like you’ve moved to an assilum?

    Class: What?! You mean asylum?

    Student: Yeah, sure. I still like my pronunciation better…

    education

    junior high

    asylum



  8. notes

    1 month ago

    Vagrant

    "Hey, Mrs. V, sometimes I just have the biggest urge to chase a train like a hobo."

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    Junior High



  9. notes

    1 month ago

      Star Trek

      1. Student 1:

        Hey, Mrs. V, did you like to watch Star Trek when you were younger?

      2. Me:

        Wasn't my thing.

      3. Student 2:

        What? Why not? Everyone likes Start Trek!

      4. Student 3:

        Yeah, even pimps love it!

      education

      junior high

      star trek



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    1 month ago

    What teacher would want an apple over this gourmet cheese??

I’ve got some good students!

    What teacher would want an apple over this gourmet cheese??

    I’ve got some good students!

    education

    best students ever!

    cheese

    schochfamilyfarmstead



  11. notes

    1 month ago

    Hump Day

    The boys in my class have each named each other different types of animals…no, I don’t know why.

    Boy 1: Hey, J_______! Happy Birthday!

    Boy 2: What?

    Boy 1: Cause it’s Hump Day, and you’re a camel!

    Boy 2: Don’t even think about laughing, Mrs. V!

    education

    junior high

    camels



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    1 month ago

      Anne Frank

      1. Student:

        Hey, Mrs. V, have you read The Diary of Anne Frank?

      2. Me:

        Yes! It's been awhile, but yes.

      3. Student:

        That is SO wrong! I can't believe you would invade a little girl's privacy like that.

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      lol



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    1 month ago

    What to Remember from 8th Grade

    Thank you Writing Prompts for THIS great idea! I used it in my class this week, and I thought this response was priceless…

    One thing I will never forget at this age, it involves hair, voice, and mind: Puberty. When you hit puberty you go through an awkward stage of life. Growing hair in many places…weird places. Voices also change, and in that change comes voice cracks. I will never forget one memorable occasion. We were practicing football and as QB, I said, “Hike!” On that moment it cracked and everyone heard it. Also in your mind you get thoughts about girls. About decisions you need to make for girlfriends.

    I’m not sure if parents forget it or not. I asked my teacher what it was like for her and she said it was inappropriate. So really I don’t know and I guess I will just find out when I am an adult. I don’t think I will ever forget, and hopefully I won’t forget.

    education

    junior high

    what my student wrote

    puberty



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    1 month ago

    Breakfast of ChampiPUNs

    "Hey, Mrs. V, I’m really funny today because I ate a cinnaPUN for breakfast!"

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    junior high



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    1 month ago

    The Little Mermaid

    A student exuberantly skipped up to me carrying a fork.

    "Hey, Mrs. V! Would you like a dingle-hopper??"

    education

    junior high